There’s a really hot jock that used to pick on me for being gay and he asked me to help edit his English paper and said I was probably one of the best with English in the room and it totally made up for everything

dmysta3000:

The honorable Beifong family tree

dmysta3000:

The honorable Beifong family tree

Anonymous sent: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

sinfullyxyours:

IM ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF

sinfullyxyours:

IM ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF

(Source: brianvan)

(Source: mssalander)

veganwhovian:

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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DEAR LORD THAT FUCKING CAT


Beyoncé & Nicki Minaj - ***Flawless

(Source: withfireandblood)

turntnip:

gym class

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