May 2013
I HATE HWNE PEOPLE REBLOG THINGS WHILE BROWSING MY DASHBOARD
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my mom is rude, sarcastic, and thoughtless about other people’s feelings
but she’s bringing home whataburger
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
piglii:
piglii:
221becquerel:
confusedtree:
radicalillusi0n:
confusedtree:
Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo. Not really sure what it is all about, but thought it’d be worth a shot! Please everyone be kind. I’m new here and could use some direction. Where for instance can I look at blogs
no
Please be nice and help me out.
banasmagiccastle:
edtrip:
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
NEW FAVORITE POKEMON FUSION EVER
fuckin legendary-ass piece of shit look at this
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
colorado-wannabe:
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
shikajika:
“Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an excuse to carry on dodging the subject.
I found the seven times table scary and confusing but I still had to do about 20 exams about it
herrschtick:
the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it
swagony:
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
my mom talks on the phone like a gossiping woman in a sitcom
right next to me
STOP GASPING SO MUCH
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
poco-loki:
colinmorgs:
we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic
Spam Warning:
zodiacchic:
I’m getting anonymous messages trying to get me to open something for the “Tumblr Health Diet” It looks like a typical spam message, an overenthusiastic anon writing something in your ask box that you didn’t ask for and trying to redirect you to some weirdly suspicious site. Don’t open it.
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equisollux:
zombiecthulu:
basedkuroko:
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
