It’s always people who use memes in every sentence that manage to ruin my day. Fucking pedo-mustachioed asshole.
Class that I like thinking critically where the assignment is treated like a puzzle and you have to go back and look at previous information given to figure out the problem: Biology Class that I DON’T like thinking critically where the assignment is treated like a puzzle and you have to go back and look at previous information given to figure out the problem: fucking Geometry Why is my...
do something stupid: ((I hate Valentines)) →
notoriouslyferal: ((Not because ~I’ll be single~ or ~because it’s a money grubbing holiday~ or some other inane reason but because I get to sit here and watch everyone bitch about how they’re lonely and sobsobsob. Just because you don’t have someone doesn’t mean you’re destined to be…
banandersnatch: yes YES TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW CLASSES AND ASPECTS WORK THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING
I suddenly feel really fucking confident But there’s nothing in this room to do to show off my new-found confidence. :(
“They like to be aware of a situation and always know what’s going on, figuring things out with their probing mind. On the other hand, they are interested in the occult, the paranormal, conspiracy theories, and other types of similar unknown mysteries.” Like how I think Astrology is stupid but still think it’s interesting and read about zodiac signs when I should be doing...
Hah, men are so stupid. Good thing we have a woman here to clean our messes for us! :) Bounty commercials
i caught something at work again
banandersnatch: so when i got off today I decided to go to the store to get some cough drops to help my throat and I just noticed the wrappers have these cute little pep talks printed on them. Like this one it’s got “Be resiliant” “Go for it” and “Get back in there, champ!” all over the front fucking kawaii.
FACT: Telling someone they don't "look" like a...
You don’t look like a natural blonde.
I don’t care what you say, i’ll always see the Holy Spirit as a euphemism for God’s penis.
I’ll post a t0pless picture when I reach 4,000 followers. *12 followers*
public service announcement
derperistical: i really like bright neon colors